🎄 Order by Thu 10 Dec for Christmas delivery

Bald dad cracking up at a Christmas party in the red Merry Nutmas jumper
Two bald mates at the pub in red and green Merry Nutmas jumpers
Bald mate unwrapping his green Merry Nutmas jumper on Christmas Day
Red and green Merry Nutmas jumpers laid flat side by side
Merry Nutmas jumper in red
Merry Nutmas jumper in green
Close-up of the soft knit-look fabric

Cheeky Christmas jumpers

Your bald mate NEEDS this 🥜

The Christmas jumper that finishes the joke the second he puts it on.

Pick a colour and size

Jumper 1 Red
Jumper 2 Green
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Why it’s a hit

  • Instant party legend

    He walks in, takes his coat off and the room loses it. Job done before the first round.

  • Soft, cosy knit-look sweatshirt

    Looks like a proper Christmas knit, feels like your comfiest sweatshirt. No itch, no scratch.

  • The perfect Secret Santa

    Cheap enough for the office pot, funny enough that nobody forgets who brought it.

  • Free delivery

    Every order ships free, to the UK and abroad.

Two bald mates at the pub in red and green Merry Nutmas jumpers

Better in pairs

One in red, one in green. Stand next to your mate and the joke lands twice as hard.

2 jumpers for £50, delivered free.

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Questions? Sorted.

What’s it made of and how do I wash it?

It’s a soft, knit-look sweatshirt with the design printed all over. Wash it cool and inside out, and keep it out of the tumble dryer so it still looks sharp next Christmas.

What size should I get?

It’s a unisex regular fit. Check the size guide for the jumper’s own measurements, and if he’s between sizes, go one up.

How long does delivery take?

Delivery is free and usually takes about 10 working days, in the UK and abroad. For Christmas, order by 10 December in the UK or by 3 December from anywhere else.

Can I send it back?

Yes. If it’s not right, send it back within 30 days for a full refund.

Is it a good gift?

It’s the gift he’ll never live down and never forget. Expect to see it at every Christmas do from now on.

30-day money-back guarantee

Not right? Send it back within 30 days for a full refund.